Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Don't Piss Off A Giraffe

Some things I've learned today:

A giraffe can kill almost any animal by using its neck and head as a club.

Checking your email every 5 seconds doesnt increase the chances that someone will email you.

Checking your watch every 5 minutes doesnt make time go any faster.

Popeye's four nephews are called Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye and Poopeye.

No piece of square, dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelt without repeating letters is "uncopyrightable".

Drinking water makes you want to pee.

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